The Boyfriend survival plan
0 Thursday May 5 2011 Written by designer hunterFollow me on Twitter and Facebook
Summer is upon us, the sun is shining the winds are calm and the rain is no where to be seen. But what’s at the top of most attached males thoughts is oh S**t the girlfriend wants to go shopping. Well FLYPRINTS have done it again and have provided you with a few key steps in surviving this ordeal.
Firstly know your enemy, you may call her your girlfriend at home but out on the battle fields of west end, bluewater and Westfield she is indeed your enemy, so it pays to know her. Before you go out gently probe her for information on what she wants to buy. This is called reconnaissance, next gently remind her about her finances and her plan for her finances (if she has one), this should hopefully give you a scope of the day ahead and also something to bring up when she says ” let me just take a look in there”. Secondly, make sure you have a small meal just before you leave but it is imperative that you don’t feed her. This is so you have a clear head and if the day takes a turn for the worst and she manages to go the whole 9 yards with you, you at least know she will have to stop to eat. And the second reason for it is, mid way during shopping or when it’s just getting to much, you can suggest getting a meal after, which may speed things up.
This is the first installment of the boyfriend survival guide. Next week we will be tackling the fitting room.
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